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Parts 1,2,3, 4, & 5. Need I say more? Let’s finish this.
PART 6
I gripped the steering wheel tightly, my knuckles almost going white. The tiny engine in the Toyota Paso roared as I gunned the engine.
Then I let go of the brake and the car bolted forward.
Danni leaned back out the window and began to pick off the corpses one by one.
Through the windshield I watched as they exploded. Not one of them flinched or ran off. These guys would make some great mindless soldiers, oh wait, they already were. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Parts 1,2,3 & 4. Make sure you’ve read those first, otherwise you’ll just be confused.
PART 5
My life was dangling by a thread, or a rope as it were, and I did not possess enough physical strength to pull myself up one handed. I was, as my girlfriend pointed out, Captain Sissy-Boy.
I hope they wouldn’t put that on my tombstone.
The rope slipped through my hand and I dropped towards the collection of hungry corpses. The red mist from the vial was gathering around them and working them up into quite the mad frenzy.
I needed both hands, which I was going to have to drop the sword. I hesitated only because I knew Danielle would kill me for losing the sword. But it was either that or get killed by reanimated corpses. I decided I could live with death by a loved one.
I dropped the sword and quickly pulled myself up to freedom, the red mist licking at my heels. If only my gym teacher could see me now.
We’ve got three new videos up on our youtube page. We’re pushing through this series pretty quickly, you can expect the rest next weekend probably. After that? Something new. Almost twelve episodes have been written and once I get my hands on a camera and come up with a decent title you should be seeing an new episode every Saturday.
Speaking of a video camera, please feel free to purchase something or even make a donation so that we don’t have to use my wife’s Nikon Coolpix anymore. We would be eternally grateful.
And now, the movies:
A Word From My Mind #1: Hostile Takeovers
April 1st, 2009 | by JasonI had a different column prepared for today. It was nicer, it was a little more fluffy, you know, light reading. Nothing wrong with that. I thought it would have made an excellent debut column.
Then I read that Obama was taking over the auto industry.
I am not making this up or even exaggerating.
I’m sure you’ve all read the stories by now. Over the weekend Obama and his cronies ousted the CEO of GM and gave Chrysler a 30 day notice to shape up or else. Obama’s decided he’s going to the run the automaker industry in addition to running the country.
You can see why I might be a little upset.
He was voted in as President of the United States. What does taking over, oh, I’m sorry, restructuring GM and Chrysler have to do with that?
Of course, GM & Chrysler wouldn’t be in this problem if they hadn’t gone begging for money from the government. I suppose that if I handed somebody a couple of trillion dollars, I’d like some say-so in how it was spent.
But why did they go begging? ↓ Read the rest of this entry…






