Are you following my Twitter feed? If not, here’s what you’ve been missing out on:
The Christmas spirit is going to punch you in the face and then laugh about it. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink Oink about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
I may have the swine flu. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
My new glasses make my eyes bleed. Is this normal? about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
My wife’s impersonation of a fish swimming looks like a midget hulu dancing. 11:38 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific
Just one day closer to the Cylon Revolution, people. http://bit.ly/5Hu0pQ 9:15 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
That means if dumb, young and have children you’re the angriest person in the world! 9:12 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
New study says “Anger is more likely among the young, those with children at home, and the less educated, a new study finds.” 9:11 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
“Dear Santa, Could you bring a pair of boobs this year?” 9:10 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
“It’s like Santa brought me cleavage for Christmas!” 9:09 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
Wife + Husband = Wisband! Trademark, copyright, etc. etc, boilerplate, Jason Krumbine 2009 9:04 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
Don’t be a doubting Daryl. 9:00 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
Memo to Dumb People: Please stop breeding. Thanks. 8:59 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
Note, I said WINNER, not WHINER 8:26 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
Don’t be a LOSER, be a WINNER. 8:25 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
It’s just my imagination, running away from me. 6:39 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
Crazy, crazy peoples 3:48 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
Just sitting here, making some comics, trying not to be hungry. 3:30 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
You know what $5000 in $20 bills feels like? Pretty awesome, that’s what it feels like. 3:28 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
I think I need more RAM!!! More RAM makes everything better!!!!! 3:23 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
Those times make me sad. 3:23 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
There are times when my mac runs like a PC. 3:22 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
I can’t get no, no, no, no, no 3:22 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
That’s right. I just farted on twitter. 12:20 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
fart. 12:20 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
So, you know my books? There’s an app for that. That’s right, all 5 novels are now available in iTunes right this minute!! 11:38 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
I have either a pimple or a concussion on the back of my head. I can’t decide which it is. 10:19 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
How long is your Christmas list??? http://bit.ly/34lhg 8:33 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
That being said, of course, Blackest Night is 6 kinds of awesome!!! 9:03 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
Good times, good times. 9:02 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
4 issues, in and out. At most a 2 month deal. 9:02 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
Does anyone else remember when DC crossover events used to be 4 weekly issues? 9:02 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
My desk is like a magnet for messes. Doesn’t matter how many times I clean it up it gets messy again a day later. 8:52 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
Hallmark Christmas movies have officially begun. Which means I’m going to get a lot of work done this month! 5:22 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire and where there’s fire there’s a good time!!! 7:09 PM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
Black Friday humor http://www.jasonkrumbine.com/ #blackfriday 11:16 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
Rupert wants to go shopping in today’s comic! Www.jasonkrumbine.com #blackfriday 11:10 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
Perfect holiday for standing in line # 11:09 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
Out for round 2! #blackfriday 11:08 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
Today’s comic: black friday adventures!!!!!! http://bit.ly/34lhg 9:06 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
Do you wish there was a holiday for just standing in lines? There is!! It’s called Black Friday!! 3:46 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
First stop Target almost completed. Just waiting in line to make the purchase. 2:22 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
Black friday shopping!!! Wooo!!! 1:59 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
Rupert says something nice in today’s comic. He has a heart, people!!! http://bit.ly/34lhg 4:23 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
Do we need to have Zoom be responsible for everything? Wasn’t it already explained why Barry returned? 3:31 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
Flash Rebirth feels like a needless recon. 3:31 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
See, now don’t you feel like you’ve been missing out? Follow me here.
That’s right. I just made a whole column out of twitter posts. Deal with it. I’m a busy man. Maybe I’ll do something more substantial Thursday.
